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Fatal Distraction
Season 3, Episode 4
Air date July 9, 2012
Written by Sean Cunningham, Marc Dworkin
Directed by David Kendall
Episode guide
"Two Kings and a Devil Baby"
"Wet Hot Kinkowan Summer"

Fatal Distraction is the fourth episode of Season 3.


When Boomer and Boz tarnish Mikayla's first chance of beating Mason for "Guard of the Year," they feel guilty and secretly set out to help her win the coveted award by putting themselves in danger. When their attempt fails, they try to distract Mason and give Mikayla an edge by setting him up with a pretty girl, who turns out to be his ex-girlfriend that wreaks havoc on Kinkow.



Main Cast

Recurring Cast

Guest Cast

  • Kasey Wilson as Pitricia


Lanny: "I love it when an evil plot comes together."

Lanny: (in response to Boz asking to put them in danger) "I hope you have some ideas, because mine don't seem to have a very high success rate."

Mikayla: "Thanks to you guys, I can hold this trophy and say that the guard of the year is... Mikayla Huxtable?!"

Boz: "I am classically trained in the toe-bow."

Mason: "What kind of made-up name is that? She's a Makoola!"

Boomer: "It was your fault for dressing us up and making us feel invincible!"

Pitricia: "Mason? If we're going to get married someday, I think it's time we went on a date!"

Mason: "Uh... look, babe, you're nice and all, it's just that you're not my type."

Pitricia: "Is it because I don't have long, flowing hair like THEM?!"

Mason: "Uh... yeah! it's the hair, and not because you're the mayor of Wack-a-doodle Junction."



Pair Of Kings Fatal Distraction - episode clip




  • The title is a parody of the 1987 movie, Fatal Attraction .
  • Boz suggests Mikayla change her name to Huxtable, which is the last name of the family in The Cosby Show.
  • Brady is indirectly mentions in the beginning of the episode.