|Lord of the Fries|
|Season 3, Episode 9|
|Air date||September 17, 2012|
|Written by||Lisa Muse Bryant|
|Directed by||Lenny Garner|
"I Know What You Did Last Sunday"
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Lord of the Fries is the ninth episode of Season 3.
When one of the Kings' stunts gets Mikayla suspended, the boys refuse to take responsibility. Mikayla calls them horrible bosses, quits her job as their protector and takes a job at a local fast food restaurant. When the Kings' attempts to get her back fail, they buy the restaurant and become her bosses all over again.
After Boomer and Boz play a prank on the island elders, Mikayla decides to take full blame. Agreeing, the elders ban her from The Castle for 90 days and she loses her job as castle guard. She ends up finding another job at a fast food restaurant. As soon as Boomer and Boz see her in her miserable job they decide they need to see how hard it really is.
Meanwhile, with Mikayla gone, Lanny sees it as a perfect way to steal some weapons. Catawampus gets hired as a guard. 2 days later, he comes back with a box full of plastic knives. Lanny yells at him and makes him take the job seriously. When Catawampus has the chance, he takes all of the weapons. Before he leaves, a king alert arises, causing all of the guards to see him, but they don't catch him.
Eventually, a kitchen fire starts at the restaurant and Boomer, Boz and Mikayla put it out. They apologize to each other and Mikayla returns to the castle.
- The episode title is a parody of William Golding's novel, Lord of the Flies .
- The two meals Mikayla mentioned while she was at "Fishy Burger", the "Big Mackerel" and the "Quarter Flounder" are parodies of McDonalds' "Big Mac" and "Quarter Pounder".