|Meet the Parents|
|Season 3, Episode 20|
|Air date||February 11, 2013|
|Written by||Donald Beck|
|Directed by||Eric Dean Seaton|
"Mysteries of Kinkow"
"Long Live The Kings"
Meet the Parent is the twentieth episode of season Season 3.
|Boomer and Boz try to build a stone wall to protect the Bat Medallion. Mikayla arrives to deliver a letter to Boomer and warns the Kings that the stone they’re using is infested with stone mites. The wall completely disintegrates and the stone mites to infest the entire Castle.
Boomer finds out that the letter is from Rebecca's father, Mr. Dawson, warning Boomer that he is not allowed to date his daughter. Boomer also discovers that Boz has turned the throne into a toilet.
Mason informs the Kings that The Castle is in danger of collapsing due to the stone mites, and encourages them to take a vacation so he can deal with the problem. Boomer decides he’s going to go to Chicago to win over Mr. Dawson, and Boz decides to come along. Lanny comes in and announces he has a date, and everyone makes fun of him, assuming that there’s no way he has a date.
As they get ready to leave for Chicago, Mikayla assures Boomer that they will be able to get to Chicago in nine hours. He criticizes her appearance, saying he’s trying to impress Mr. Dawson. Mason makes fun of Boomer’s pink salmon luggage, but Boomer says that it was all an accident, and he was just trying to order some salmon on the internet. Eventually he admits that he just really likes pink.
Meanwhile, Boz packs up the Bat Medallion to take to Chicago because he thinks it will be safe there. He is spotted by Mary Ann, who has snuck into The Castle.
Mikayla, Boomer, and Boz arrive at Rebecca’s house in Chicago. She introduces them to her father, who immediately dislikes them.
Boz stupidly shatters a vase, and Mikayla offers to help with dinner, but she discards all her weapons from her pants, shirt, back, and hair first to make Mr. Dawson more comfortable. Boomer catches Boz trying to hide the Bat Medallion in a pillow, but Rebecca comes back into the room before he can stop him.
At dinner it becomes clear that Mr. Dawson doesn’t like any of them much. Mikayla offers to get him a glass of milk to calm his stomach and goes into the kitchen. Mr. Dawson tells Boomer directly that he doesn’t like him and that he and Rebecca are not allowed to date.
A sobbing Boomer goes into the kitchen to ask Mikayla for help, but he’s confronted by Mary Ann and two Tarantula warriors. Mary Ann tells Boomer that she traveled with her best warriors by balloon to find them. Boomer warns her that he has his best warrior with him too, but Mary Ann opens the door to the pantry to reveal a captured and tied up Mikayla.
Mikayla angrily tries to explain something, but can’t because she’s gagged. Mary Ann closes the door to leave Mikayla trapped and orders Boomer to hand over the Bat Medallion. Boomer is worried about Rebecca’s safety and asks Mary Ann to pretend to be a friend of his and to play along for the rest of dinner in exchange for the medallion. Mary Ann agrees, but Boz is horrified by Mary Ann’s arrival at dinner. Mary Ann settles in at the dinner table and hungrily devours an entire turkey by herself. Their cover is blown, however, when Mikayla escapes and begins battling the Tarantula warriors in the living room.
Mr. Dawson pulls out a sword and reveals that he himself was once a shaman of the Tarantula people, but left Kinkow because he didn’t agree with their Dark Side ways. A huge sword fight ensues and Rebecca is taken hostage by Mary Ann. Mr. Dawson uses some shaman powder to turn Mary Ann and her men into tarantulas.
Mr. Dawson convinces Boomer that Kinkow is too dangerous for his daughter and he uses some of his shaman power to make her forget that she and Boomer ever dated.
Meanwhile, on Kinkow, Mason is dealing with the problem of the stone mites. Mason is trapped when the roof of The Castle collapses and he’s left alone as the only person trying to hold it up. Lanny arrives and eats Mason’s entire pizza just to annoy him. It turns out that the pizza was covered with Kinkowan garlic, which causes Lanny to give off a terrible stench that’s toxic to the stone mites. Lanny agrees to fumigate the whole castle in return for the antidote, Kindowan parsley. The parsley cures his stench, but it turns his hair into parsley right before his big date.
Boomer, Boz, and Mikayla return to the island to find Mason injured from the roof collapsing, and Lanny happy about his date. Boomer tells Boz that he’s still upset about losing Rebecca.
Back at her house, Rebecca finds the Bat Medallion.
- Doc Shaw as Boomer
- Ryan Ochoa as Lanny
- Geno Segers as Mason
- Kelsey Chow as Mikayla
- Adam Hicks as Boz
- Jonathan Adams as Mr. Dawson
Boomer: "Focus on the positive, we have a toilet throne."
Mary Ann: "Finally, I’ll get the Bat Medallion. I swore those kings would never outsmart me again, but if they’re the geniuses behind the toilet throne, then I better up my game."
Mikayla: "I’ll help! And don’t worry, I’m super normal."
Mr. Dawson: "And yet you carry a two-foot machete."
Mikayla: "Well, a girl likes to accessorize. Yeah . . . I’ll just leave this here (throws machete on table) . . . and these (pulls axes from behind her legs) . . . and this (pulls a mace from behind her) ." Oh, yeah! (pulls a sword out of her hair).
Boomer: "How did you even find us?"
Mary Ann: "I put my best warriors in my best balloon and followed you here."
Boomer: "Well, you’re in for a surprise because we put our best warrior into our best balloon, and she’s not going to be very happy to see you."
Mary Ann: "You mean her?"
Boomer: "Yeah, that’s her, and if you look closely you can see she’s not too happy."
Mr. Dawson: "Get out of my house, you dark side trash!"
Mr. Dawson: So...Aaaaa tropical island, hidden from the rest of the world... Sounds primitive.
Boomer: Very modern. ///// Mikayla/Rebecca: *also object but it's incoherent* ///// Boz: Sophisticated to a flaw. *reaches for a roll*
Boomer gives him a look*
Mr. Dawson: Uh-huh... And, uh, NOT violent?
Boomer: I doubt it. ///// Mikayla/Rebecca: *object again* ///// Boz: *shakes his head and laughs a bit* Just don't go out at night...
- Mikayla uses a hammerspace ability when she pulls weapons out of nowhere.
- This episode's title is a pun on the phrase 'meet the parents.'
- Rebecca's dad is the only one seen in this episode, even though she was seen talking to her mom on the phone in Boomer's flashback from Pair of Prom Kings.
- Brady is mentioned by Rebecca.
- It's unknown why Boomer decided not to visit Brady while they were in Chicago.