|Pair of Clubs|
|Season 2, Episode 12|
|Air date||October 24, 2011|
|Written by||Sean Cunningham & Marc Dworkin|
|Directed by||Adam Weissman|
"Sleepless in the Castle"
"The Cheat Life of Brady and Boomer"
Pair of Clubs is the twelfth episode of Season 2.
Boomer opens the teen hotspot of his dreams and hires Brady as his assistant. When Boomer fires him, Brady spitefully opens his own club across the way inside a crypt. When Brady performs his new song for the crowd, the club is overrun by zombies, leaving Boomer to put his differences aside and rescue his brother.
Boomer discovers that he has a chin hair and he and Brady go out to celebrate with the people of Kinkow. When they get to the village, everyone is asleep. The villagers get woken up by the commotion, and bombard the kings with shoes.
The next day at The Castle, the kings complain that Kinkow doesn't know how to party, so Boomer plans to recreate his "Club Coat Closet," reviving it as "The Boom Boom Room," and of course, not opening it in a closet. Yamakoshi says that there's a crypt near the castle, and a zombie incantation that, if one of the kings reads, will raise up an army of zombies that will feast on the kings. Mikayla takes the kings to the library which she thinks is the perfect location. Boomer thinks he could turn it into a good club, but Brady doesn't like it. Lanny comes out from behind a shelf and tells them he knows the perfect spot for a good club. He takes them to the crypt and Brady says it's perfect. He and Boomer start arguing, and Boomer fires Brady.
On Friday night, the Boom Boom Room opens. But when Boomer opens the doors, the only person to come in is the Old Hag, who asks for directions to Brady's club. Boomer finds the crypt and walks in. He sees that Brady has an amzing Rock-and-Roll-themed club. But he soon finds out that the only reason so many people came to the club was because of Brady's "Free Gold Bar Night" gimmick. So he challenges Brady to a "Gimmick War." They go through a lot of gimmicks, and end up in disasters because they ran out of ideas. Brady vows he's bringing his most epic gimmick yet. He asks Lanny what he should do, and Lanny tells him to sing at the club. He gives him the zombie incantation to sing.
The next night, everyone is at the Boom Boom Room, and Hibachi rushes in and tells everyone Club Brady has the Black Eyed Peas. When they all get there, it turns out that Brady brought in actual black-eyed peas, not the band. He gets up on the stage and starts singing the zombie incantation, which makes all the zombies rise out of the crypt. One zombie attacks Brady, but Brady fights back with his guitar, jumps down off the stage, and calls everyone to follow him to the Boom Boom Room.
Once everyone gets to the Boom Boom Room Brady shuts the door and the zombies start banging on the doors. Boomer comes over and looks out the window, and he thinks the zombies are a gimmick. Then the zombies break open the windows and grab Brady and Boomer. Mikayla frees them and fends off against the zombies. Boomer and Brady hide behind the front desk, where Brady tells Boomer he just made the club because he was jealous of Boomer's gift with making clubs, and apologizes. Mikayla tells Brady to read the incantation backwards to get rid of the zombies. Hibachi jumps into a crowd of zombies to fight them, but gets zombified and attacks Brady. Brady reads it backwards on time, turning the zombies into dust, and returning Hibachi to normal.
The Boom Boom Room becomes the most popular place on Kinkow, but Brady starts messing things up by using his "stage-diving waiter" idea.
Mikayla: We have crazy brownie bake-offs, miss-match sock day, and macroni art parties!
Brady: That's not fun, that's kindergarten.
Brady: Smells like nerds and knowledge.
Boomer Parker: Zombies Pretty lame Brady Parker: it's not a gimmick
- This episode has a similar plot to an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody in which Zack and Cody open up a club and fight over it. However, they don't open 2 clubs.